Mary Poppins and Penelope Pitstop talk FEMINISM and MEN!
Mary: You’re so clever Penelope, and so pretty. I wish I could be like you. I’m not a LAYDEE though. It is harder for LAYDEES to be FEMINISTS you’re so brave and strong!
Penelope: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR STRUCTURAL VIOLENCE!
Mary: Oh I completely understand your point. Men are such bastards. I love laydees. Why are men so nasty Penelope? (I’m not I’m nice).
Penelope: PATRIARCHY PATRIARCHY PATRIARCHY!
Mary: Exactly. Gosh you’re clever.
Penelope: WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU ARE BLINDED BY YOUR MALE PRIVILEGE!
Mary: I know. You should see it up close. My male privilege is MASSIVE. Do you want to touch it Penelope?
Penelope: RAPIST! RAPE CULTURE! RAPE!
Mary: Um, sorry if I am missing something but are you trying to get me into bed?? Well I’m up for it if you are. I only fuck feminists of course! I’m NICE!
Penelope: ROMANTIC INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX! RAPE!
Mary: Er. Sorry my male privilege has gone a bit… soft. You’re shouting a bit Penelope. Is that because in male-dominated society women are silenced? by Misogyny? Is your only power sexual refusal? Well that turns me on!
Mary: Golly gosh Penelope you’re right. I am an objectifier. I am a 21st century man, stuck with a 20th century education. I blame FHM and NUTS. I want to learn how to be a good man, a good feminist, a good shag. Can you help me Penelope? PLEASE? I want you to teach me.
Penelope: I AM FIRM BUT FAIR.
Mary: Golly. Can I be Robin to your Batman? PLEASE Penelope.
Penelope: ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH. LET THE TRAINING BEGIN.
h/t @white_mischief @mattlodder