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Suzanne Moore Hulks Out – By redpesto

January 10, 2013


GRRRRRAAGGHHHHH!!!  Suzanne Moore is angry

Many of us don’t feel calm but angry and perturbed that the humour embraced by Fragrant Dave is that of a previous generation (Benny Hill?). That may well be what being a conservative means: conserving the worst of things as well as the best of them

…and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry:

These are the most conservative times for women I can remember. But why are we not saying “Enough, already”? Why are we not telling our inbred overlords that we are not as nice as we look? Partly because we are afraid of our own anger. It’s not a pretty sight. Seeing red and letting go is, for many women, a dangerous activity.

She’s so angry, she doesn’t care who gets crushed by her sheer rage:

The cliché is that female anger is always turned inwards rather than outwards into despair. We are angry with ourselves for not being happier, not being loved properly and not having the ideal body shape – that of a Brazilian transsexual.

In fact, she doesn’t care if  people  get angry with her  for offending them…

People can just fuck off really. Cut their dicks off and be more feminist than me. Good for them.

…because she’s Suzanne Moore, she’s still angry, and she’s got a whole Guardian Column to tell everyone how little she cares if other people are offended:

Intersectionality] means we must understand our own privilege: the multiple oppressions of race, class, culture and sexuality. I speak as a white woman of privilege, though I was indeed born in the wrong body. It should have been Gisele Bündchen’s.

Intersectionality is good in theory, though in practice, it means that no one can speak for anyone else. It is the dead-end where much queer politics, feminist politics and identity politics ends up. In its own rectum. It refuses to engage with many other political discourses and becomes the old hierarchy of oppression.

What matters is that she’s angry, and thinks other women should be angry too – but not if they have sons:

What I was actually talking about was the way that women should be more angry about what is happening to us. I believe in anger. Everything I wanted for my daughters and yours is being denied them: housing, free education, employment.

For she is Suzanne Moore: your anger is trifling ; her anger is what really matters right now:

What I do care about is something that is deeply old-fashioned: solidarity. I may not be your colour or your culture, or share your sexual preferences, but open your eyes to what we need to do.


So to be told that I hate transgender people feels a little … irrelevant. Other people’s genital arrangements are less interesting to me than the breakdown of the social contract.

And if people are still angry with her, well…FOAD, Losers:

I am not going to apologise. Get it?

Perhaps the whole affair could best summed up as follows:

Dear she-males,

Fuck off.

Yours in solidarity (terms and conditions apply),

Suzanne, x.

But I suspect  Raaarrrggggghh!!!! Moore angry!! Moore demand solidarity!! Moore throw trans people to wolves!! Moore Smash!!!  is nearer the truth since She-Hulk was just as prone to destructive rampages as her male counterpart. She-Hulk, however, might have shown a bit more self-awareness of the collateral damage she’d caused.

One Comment leave one →
  1. January 10, 2013 7:56 pm

    I was thinking of writing something on this debacle, but satire seems to cover it!

    it’s kind of embarassing I think, that she showed she can’t cope with any ‘pushback’ and had to resort to her powerful platform her precious column, to preach to and hector her critics.

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